WEDNESDAY 1/10
* Plant Magik 101: The Seeds @ Catland (987 Flushing Ave), 7pm, $20, We will explore all of the fertile magik of the seed and the historic, traditional and folk usages of plant magik and it’s component parts, Buy tix
♫ ZZZWalk • New Rose • Brendan Sullivan @ Union Pool (484 Union Ave), 8pm, $8, More info
☺ Mid Riff 13 @ The Twenty (177 Grand St), 8:30pm, FREE, Featuring the crazy hot comedians: Samantha Ruddy, Diego Lopez, Jessica Watkins, Julia Shiplett, Lizzie Martinez and Sean Patton, More info
☺ Funhouse Comedy @ Pete’s Candy Store (709 Lorimer St), 10pm, FREE, The lineup is hot to offset this true winter bs, More info
THURSDAY 1/11
♫ Nerveshatter / Prostitution / Blackest / Wreath of Tongues @ El Cortez (17 Ingraham St), 7pm, $10, Buy tix
* Guided Meditation + Affirmations w/Linzi Silverman + It’s Not Personal @ New Women Space (188 Woodpoint Rd), 7:30pm, $15, We’ll write love letters to ourselves, develop morning affirmations and finish with a self-love mantra you can take with you in your pocket, Buy tix
♫ Mike Donovan and Purling Hiss with Justin Frye @ Sunnyvale (1031 Grand St), 8pm, FREE, More info
♦ Blocked & Reported @ The Woods (48 S 4th St), 9pm, FREE, Meme themed art show/party featuring all your favorite internet outcasts lmao, More info
♫ Pond @ Warsaw (261 Driggs Ave), 9pm, $25, Buy tix
FRIDAY 1/12
* Cyclone Bomb Recovery Group Meditation @ Zalla Pilates (37 Greenpoint Ave, Unit C3), 6:30pm, $30, The ‘cyclone bomb’ was mean and so was 2017 in many ways, so Zalla Pilates invites you to join them for an energizing meditation guided by tJen Dopierala, More info
♫ OSHUN ‘bittersweet vol. 1’ Pre-Release Show @ Rough Trade (64 N 9th St), 8pm, $15, Buy tix
♫ DanceAction Presents @ CPR-Center for Performance Research (361 Manhattan Ave), 8pm, $20, An evening of dance works inspired by social justice and political activism. We will feature the company’s latest piece, “2 Minutes Hate,” based on George Orwell’s classic novel “1984,” Buy tix
♫ Quinton Smith, Jonathan Parks, Social Animals @ Wayward Social (35 Ingraham St), 8pm, FREE, More info
♫ OSHUN ‘bittersweet vol. 1’ Pre-Release Show @ Rough Trade (64 N 9th St), 8pm, $15, Buy tix
♫ DanceAction Presents @ CPR-Center for Performance Research (361 Manhattan Ave), 8pm, $20, An evening of dance works inspired by social justice and political activism. We will feature the company’s latest piece, “2 Minutes Hate,” based on George Orwell’s classic novel “1984,” Buy tix
☺ Ike’s Wonderful World of Leisure @ Vital Joint (109 Meserole St), 8pm, $10, Comic entertainer Ikechukwu Ufomadu will facilitate an evening-length presentation on leisure, More info
♦ Dune Drinking Game @ Videology (308 Bedford Ave), 12am, $12, In the year 10191, a spice called melange is the most valuable substance known in the universe, and its only source is the desert planet Arrakis, Buy tix
SATURDAY 1/13
* Embroidery for Meditation @ Root Mamma (236 Richardson St), 1pm, $35, Embroidery 101 class that highlights the meditative qualities of fiber art while creating, More info
♦ CineSchool at PS110: Ernest and Celestine @ The Monitor School (124 Monitor St), 2pm, $5/adult; $3/child; $10/family, Unlike her fellow mice, Celestine is an artist and a dreamer – and when she nearly ends up as breakfast for ursine troubadour Ernest, the two form an unlikely bond. But it isn’t long before their friendship is put on trial, More info
♫ Soulection 7 Year Anniversary @ Brooklyn Steel (319 Frost St), 7pm, $40, Buy tix
♫ The Royal They ‘Foreign Being’ Release Show @ Gutter Bar (200 N 14th St), 8pm, $7, The Royal They have a new record. Illiterate Light is up from VA. It’s Justin’s birthday. It’s all happening, More info
♫ Jeremy Olander @ Schimanski (54 N 11th St), 10pm, $25, Buy tix
SUNDAY 1/14
♫ Pt II: Acoustic Sunday @ Rose Gold (96 Morgan Ave), 7pm, $10, Come get some quiet, More info
☺ New Greta’s Sunday Special @ Legion Bar (790 Metropolitan Ave), 8pm, FREE,S unday Special is the show where our guest improv teams bring to life the songs of our musical guest, More info
♫ Berkley Arms, Sweat Equity The Thirds @ Muchmore’s (2 Havemeyer St), 8:30pm, $8, More info
MONDAY 1/15
* Mellow Corn Hole (Winter Edition!!!) @ Extra Fancy (302 Metropolitan Ave), 6pm, $10, Anybody can toss around some bags when the weather is nice and warm, but do you have what it takes to play cornhole in the cold? Get a team together. Register. Be ready to drink some whiskey, RSVP
☺ Words: A comedy show @ Our Wicked Lady (153 Morgan Ave), 8pm, FREE, Comedy show hosted by Tyler Richardson, featuring hilarious comedians who’ve prepared material for you, More info
♫ Industry Night w/ Vagara + Taylor Shockley @ TBA Brooklyn (395 Wythe Ave), 9pm, FREE, More info
♫ Marc Smith and the Band @ Pine Box Rock Shop (12 Grattan St), 9:30pm, FREE, Buy tix
TUESDAY 1/16
* Winter Soul Medicine: Yoga Nidra for a Wild New Year @ Space Ninety 8 (98 N 6th St), 7pm, $15 suggested, Yoga Nidra, derived from an ancient Tantra practice, is a simple and efficient way to deeply relax while remaining conscious to reduce anxiety, stress, and insomnia. It is lying down in savasana and suitable for all ages/abilities, RSVP
♫ Olivia Neutron-John, PILL, Deli Girls @ Zone One at Elsewhere (599 Johnson Ave), 8pm, $10, Buy tix
♫ Oteil & Friends @ Brooklyn Bowl (61 Wythe Ave), 8pm, $37.50, Limited admissions at the doors. Cash only! More info
* Greenpointers Pick
♫ Music
^ Literary Event
♦ Art & Film
☺ Comedy Event
# Foodie Event
♥ Pheremones Likely