
• Cringeworthy: MTA is talking about selling subway station names to corporations, but the names would be “accurate and help orient customers as they navigate the MTA network,” like Macy’s 34th St – to shopping of course. What would they call the G Nassaue & Greenpoint Ave stops? Polonia Nassau? The Garden G?
• This happened: Smallest Dick Contest (via Brokelyn)
• “The Peranza is an all-for-one effort, in which the common…

Greenpoint Ave.: Paulie’s G, obvs.
McDonald’s.
As long as it’s not HSBC or McDonalds Manhattan Avenue then I’m all ears.