WEDNESDAY 12/19
☺ TOO MUCH! A Free Comedy Show!@ Muchmore’s (2 Havemeyer St.), 6:30pm, FREE, More Info
♫♦ RAW:Brooklyn presents Holiday RAWk @ Brooklyn Bazaar (150 Greenpoint Ave.), 6:30pm, $22-$30, featuring 50+ hand-selected emerging artists across fashion, music, visual art, photography, performing art, hair, makeup and accessory design, Buy tix
* Happy Hour with Park Church Co-op @ Goldie’s (195 Nassau Ave.), 6:30pm, FREE, More Info
♦ Smoke Mixtape @ Film Noir Cinema (122 Meserole Ave), 9:30pm, $10, A curated program of animations, performances, sounds, and other selected sensations, followed by the LA premiere of Smoke’s Last Thought, a new film by Miranda Javid, Buy Tix
THURSDAY 12/20
♦ Darkest Day Of The Year III–Solstice Stouts and Holiday Movies! @ The Well (272 Meserole St.), 6pm, FREE, Scrooged, Nightmare Before Christmas, Die Hard, Gremlins, beer on tap, More Info
♫ Haybaby, Fern Mayo, Thelma, UV Rays @ Trans-Picos (9-15 Wyckoff Ave.) 8pm, $10, Buy Tix
♫ All I want for Christmas is ACID with DJ Pierre, Turtle Bugg @ The Good Room (98 Meserole Ave.), 10pm, $15, Buy Tix
♫ Cinematic Holiday Party @ Lot 45 Bushwick (411 Troutman St.), 10:30pm, FREE, RSVP
FRIDAY 12/21
♫ The 1st Annual Holiday Party & Toy Drive @ Crisis Bar (913 Broadway), 5pm, FREE til 10pm, $10 after, More info
* Queering the Divine @ Catland (987 Flushing Ave.), 7pm, $10, delve into religion and queerness this holiday season, Buy Tix
♫ The Piggies/The Martinets/The Yams Christmas Craptacular @ Gutter Bar (200 N. 14th), 9pm, $8, More info
♫ FIXED with Fort Romeau, Rex The Dog (live), Huntleys & Palmers @ The Good Room (98 Meserole Ave.), 10pm, $10, Buy Tix
SATURDAY 12/22
* Catland Yule Market @ Catland (987 Flushing Ave.), 12pm, FREE, holiday treasures and oddities, RSVP
* Christmas Tree Trimming/Holiday Karaoke! @ Marion-Hopkinson Playground (406 Marion St), 1pm, FREE, More Info
* Santa’s From West 23rd Street, and other NYC holiday secrets @ Caveat (21A Clinton St.), 7pm, $15, please join me for NYC Holiday History, and check out some of New York’s best storytellers slinging tales about the Solstice and the Nordic history of Santa’s Reindeer! Buy Tix
♫ Full Moon Party: Winter Solstice @ House of Yes (2 Wyckoff Ave.), 10pm, $20-30, Buy Tix
SUNDAY 12/23
♦ Elf @ Syndicated (40 Bogart St.), 6:20pm, $7, Buy Tix
♦ Silent Night, Deadly Night (1972) by Theodore Gershuny @ Spectacle Theater (124 S. 3rd St.), 7:30pm, $5, Buy Tix
♫ Saint Vitus presents: TENGGER CAVALRY at Bazaar @ Brooklyn Bazaar (150 Greenpoint Ave.), 8pm, $20, Buy tix
♫ Nghtmre @ Brooklyn Steel (319 Frost St.), 8pm, $28.50, Buy Tix
MONDAY 12/25
♫ Christmas Eve Party @ The Water Tower (96 Wythe Ave.), 10pm, FREE, More Info
♫ Monday Night Karaoke! @ Our Wicked Lady (153 Morgan Ave.), 8pm, FREE, More Info
* Christmas Eve Candlelight Service @ St. John’s Lutheran Church (155 Milton St.), 7pm, FREE, More Info
TUESDAY 12/25
♫ X=MAS “A Free Party and Toy Drive” @ Eris Evolution (167 Graham Ave.), 10pm, FREE, More Info
♫ Hard & Soul | Christmas Day with Danny Tenaglia @ Output (74 Wythe Ave.), 10pm, $30, Buy Tix
♫ Cheers BKLYN 19 @ TBA (395 Wythe Ave.), 8pm, FREE, More Info
* Greenpointers Pick
♫ Music
^ Literary Event
♦ Art & Film
☺ Comedy Event
# Foodie Event
♥ Pheremones Likely