by Jen G 
While I appreciate the wholeness of a portobello mushroom burger in the sense that it’s not a bunch of random chopped up ingredients, for some reason I steer clear of it. Portobello’s are big mushrooms and along the way I’ve come across big flavorless, chewy portobellos, so the The Habitat “Build Your Own” Portobello Burger was my big coming out. And it was big!
The last mushroom burger I had was at Shake Shack in…
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I hate when all your dinner mates order the side salad and then wink at you and say “I might just try one of your fries.” NO! Stop eating my fries. Be a grown up and order yourself the stupid fries.
Agreed. Commit to being a fry-a-holic! It’s like being, I don’t drink, then sneaking sips of beer… LAMO!