by Jen G 
Peter T, our health and wellness reporter, will be participating in this exclusive Greenpoint natural spa event he found on craiglist, and taking place on the banks of the Newtown Creek. It’s such a gem I am reposting it in its entirety:
Urban Organicsâ„¢-The Survival Spa
Enjoy a total immersion health and wellness spa experience on the banks of the humble and gritty Newtown Creek, a narrow waterway separating Brooklyn…
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this sounds not at all poisonous
https://www.epa.gov/region2/superfund/npl/newtowncreek/
This should be labelled as a satire piece. Folks be gullible.