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Wednesday 4/11
♫ The Brutalist School/ Spaces/ Mascara/ Le Sphinxx@ Public Assembly Back Room (70 North 6th St.) 8pm, $8

Thursday 4/12
♦ All A Are Not B: On Diagrams @ Triple Canopy (155 Freeman St) 7pm, $5, a discussion of diagrams with David Joselit, Susanne Leeb, Prudence Peiffer, & Amy Sillman
* Lagunita Brewery Event @ One Stop Beer Shop (134 Kingsland Ave) 6-8pm, featured beer cocktails & discounted growlers

Friday 4/13
♫ Hello Phones @ Trash Bar (256 Grand St) 10pm, RSVP

Saturday 4/14
• FEAST #13 @ Lutheran Church of the Messiah (129 Russell St) 5-8pm, $20 donation, More info
♦ Everything That Rises Must Converge @ 950 Hart Gallery (950 Hart St. #103) 7pm, A group exhibition that explores the connection between six emerging photographers and their neighborhoods. Curated by Carl Gunhouse and Ginevra Shay, More info
♫ Manawi Thorn/Heavy Breath/Dagwood/Fake hooker @ Tommy’s Tavern (1041 Manhattan Ave) 9pm, $6, “the best dive bar in greenpoint, you, me, and up to 80 metric tons of fresh suet,” RSVP

Sunday 4/15
* Vegan Shop-Up @ Pine Box Rock Shop (12 Grattan St.) 12-6pm, Free, We’re talkin’ kale chips, raw cookies, croissants, mac ‘n’ cheese, fresh juice, marshmallows, kombucha, teas, granola bars, falafel, soft pretzels, cake truffles, plus, eco-friendly clothing, soaps, tinctures, jewelry, plants, etc, More info
 ♫ Confessions of an Online Dater @ Manhattan Inn (632 Manhattan Ave) 10:30pm, an evening of music, comedy and titillating stories

Monday 4/16
* Yummy Eats Dim Sum Dinner @ EAT (124 Meserole Ave) 7pm, $75, Join in a night of whimsical dim sum fantasy at Eat Cafe with Yummy Eats preparing dishes featuring all natural and organic foods, wild caught fish, and sustainably grown meats, BUY TIX

♥ Coming Up: Wednesday 4/18, 8pm: Greenpointers Comedy Night to Benefit Dog Habitat @ Saint Vitus (1120 Manhattan Ave.) RSVP

* Greenpointers’ Pick
♫ Music
♥ Pheremones Likely
♦ Art Event