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WEDNESDAY 5/25
☺ Orphan Action League @ Annoyance Theater (367 Bedford Ave) 8:30pm, $10, Watch as the orphans battle child-labor-factory-owning Grandpa Moneybags who’s out to overtake the town, More info
* Blonde Ambition @ Over the Eight (594 Union Ave) 8:30pm, FREE, A comedy show by blondes, for blondes, More info
THURSDAY 5/26
* The Quirk Thing @ Pete’s Candy Store (709 Lorimer St) 6:15pm, FREE, A talent show with a twist, More info
^ Ladies Night @ Big Irv’s (381 Hooper St) 7:30pm, FREE, An evening of storytelling by all girls hosted by Shelby Thompson and Adam Selbst, RSVP
* Kevin Geeks Out Abou Sex Scenes @ Nitehawk Cinema (136 Metropolitan Ave) 9:30pm, $15, Comedian Kevin Maher welcomes his wife and co-host (romance novelist Rebecca Rogers Maher) for a two-hour video variety show looking at pop culture’s most memorable sex scenes, More info
FRIDAY 5/27
♫ Suffragette City Fundraiser @ Aviv (496 Morgan Ave) 8pm, $8, With Crazy Pills / Hard Nips / Fruit & Flowers / Decorum, RSVP
♫ The Body @ Saint Vitus (1120 Manhattan Ave) 8pm, $10, With Uniform / Muslin, Buy tix
♫ The Disco Edition @ Good Room (98 Meserole Ave) 10pm, $20, With Tony Humphries / Justin Strauss / Lloydskii / Dirty Dave, RSVP
SATURDAY 5/28
# Lobster Joint 5th Birthday Bash @ Lobster Joint (1073 Manhattan Ave) 4pm, FREE, With free beer from Sixpoint and Montauk until the kegs run out, More info
☺ Greenpoint Comedy Night @ Word (126 Franklin St) 7pm, $6, Featuring Mike Recine, Audrey Murray, Maurice Licorish, Christian Polanco, Calvin Cato, and Matt Anderson, More info
☺ Moms: Wow! @ Cloud City (85 North 1st St) 8:30pm, $5, A variety show for mom lovers, RSVP
SUNDAY 5/29
* The Hive: New York @ Triskelion Arts (106 Calyer St) 4pm, $16, A shared program of contemporary dance works by ArtBark International, Kristin Hatleberg, Garnet Henderson, and Sarah Lass, Buy tix
* Pole Position @ Tender Trap (66 Greenpoint Ave) 8pm, $5, A pole-dancing showcase with DJs, music, and more, Buy tix
♫ The PitchBlak Playlist @ Manhattan Inn (632 Manhattan Ave) 8:30pm, FREE, Hosted by PitchBlak Brass Band and featuring Soul Khan, RSVP
MONDAY 5/30
♫ Knitting Factory Presents @ Knitting Factory (361 Metropolitan Ave) 8pm, $10, With God Tiny / Stuyedeyed / Mammoth Spirit, More info
* Slumber Party Film Society @ Videology (308 Bedford Ave) 9:15pm, $10, Co-presidents and BFFs Kate and Lacey revisit classic ’90s erotic thriller Fear, Buy tix
TUESDAY 5/31
☺ Mic Against Humanity @ The Experiment Comedy Gallery (272 Grand St) 5:30pm, FREE, Elsa Waithe hosts an open mic where comedians get extra time based on a Card Against Humanity subject of her liking, More info
☺ New American Comedy @ Muchmore’s (2 Havemeyer St) 9pm, FREE, Comedy, performances, music, and the release of the first issue of the New American Comedy Zine, RSVP
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