Do you remember where you were on the morning of July 28? Was it possibly at Black Star Cafe and Bakery at 548 Driggs? If your memory extends back that far, you may have a love connection waiting via the original Hinge: Craigslist.
Like the Radiohead song of the same name (“Black Star,” not Craigslist), we can only imagine that the love-seeker has been falling over and passing out whenever they see a face like the aforementioned fellow customer, despite nearly a month having passed. So please, if you’re the other half of this very stylish, effortlessly cool-sounding, and caffeinated duo, get in touch.