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WEDNESDAY 9/24
* Financial Planning Workshop for Parents @ Caribou Baby (272 Driggs Ave) 6:30pm, FREE, For new and upcoming parents to learn how they can provide a secure financial future for their families, More info
☺How Do I Get There? @ The Creek & the Cave (10-93 Jackson Ave) 8pm, FREE, With Ashley Bez / Shakir Standley / Erin Gloria Ryan / Eric Grundhauser, RSVP
☺Jeff & Buttons @ The Brick Theater (579 Metropolitan Ave) 8:30pm, $15, This two-man comedy duo is like Laurel and Hardy on a bender with the Marx Brothers, drunk dialing Beckett, Buy tix 
THURSDAY 9/25
* David Lynch Foundation Fundraiser @ St. Vitus (1120 Manhattan Ave) 6:30, $15, With Earth / Cult of Youth / Dream Police, RSVP
* Summer Death: A Poetry Reading @ Mellow Pages Library (56 Bogart St, #1S) 7pm, FREE, Join six poets from Luna Luna Magazine to welcome the turn of the season, plus $3 lavender vodka, RSVP
* Split Bill September @ Triskelion Arts (106 Calyer St) 7:30pm, $16, Featuring Justin Rivera / DanceTheYard / Quentin Burley / Sum Bones Co., More info
FRIDAY 9/26
* Fall Festival Fundraiser @ Standard Toykraft (722 Metropolitan Ave, 3rd fl) 7pm, $10, Carnival games, music, popcorn, fall-themed drinks, music, food, face painting, a pie eating contest, ladies’ arm wrestling, and a virtual hayride, Buy tix
* TV Hangover’s 10-Year Anniversary Lost Celebration @ Videology (308 Bedford Ave) 8pm, $5, Relive the pilot and the finale episodes, drink Dharma Initiative beers, play drinking games and trivia, Buy tix
* Gong Bath @ The Ark (97 Green St, #G24) 8pm, $20, An evening filled with gongs, singing bowls, and many other healing instruments with gongmaster Don Conreaux, More info
♦ The Grossmalerman Show @ The Boiler (191 North 14th St) 8pm, FREE, a gallery installation of the stage-set of Grossmalerman’s painting studio upon which five episodes of the sitcom The GROSSMALERMAN Show! will be filmed, More info
SATURDAY 9/27
* New York Art Book Fair @ MoMA PS1 (22-25 Jackson Ave) 11am, FREE, The world’s premier event for artists’ books, catalogs, monographs, periodicals, and zines, More info
♫ Brooklyn Flea Record Fair @ Smorgasburg (90 Kent Ave) 11am, FREE, 50+ record shops, collectors and online sellers, DJs, and record labels, More info
* Obscura Society’s 13 Steps Around Dutch Kills @ Albert E. Short Triangle Park (Jackson Ave & 23rd St) 11am, $20, An intense exploration of one of Newtown Creek’s least known tributaries, More info
* Through a Glass Darkly @ Catland (987 Flushing Ave) 8pm, FREE, A Conversation on Witches, Photography, and the Creative Urge with Rik Garrett and Pam Grossman, More info
SUNDAY 9/28
* The Poison Cauldron of the Newtown Creek @ Kingsland & Norman Aves, 10am, $25, Brooklyn Brainery’s three-hour exploration of the petroleum and waste transfer districts of the Newtown Creek watershed in North Brooklyn with Mitch Waxman, Buy tix
* Women & Trans Self-Defense Class @ Traditional Okinawan Karate (248 McKibben St) 4pm, FREE, Learn effective self-defense techniques to escape a violent altercation, and discuss how to reduce your chances of being in one in the first place, RSVP
* AiB Panel Discussion: The Under-Representation of Females in the Art World @ Amos Eno Gallery (1087 Flushing Ave, Suite 120) 5pm, FREE, Coordinated by Sessa Englund and moderated by Chloë Bass, RSVP
MONDAY 9/29
♫ The Miki Doras @ Glasslands (289 Kent Ave) 8:30pm, $10, With the Nuclears / The Montauk Project / Sour Jenny, Buy tix
☺Not Quite Midnight @ Muchmore’s (2 Havemeyer St) 9pm, FREE, With Ashley Bez / Omar Hernandez / Eli Yudin / Melanie Owens & Teresa Lee / Will Winner / Lorelei Ramirez, More info
TUESDAY 9/30
♫ Willkommen: Deep House Yoga @ Verboten (54 North 11th St) 7pm, $20, With Gina Benenati / Matt Wallace / Karla Misjan, RSVP
* Revolting Grace & Execution @ The Spectrum (59 Montrose Ave) 9pm, $5 to $20, Queer performance and dance-based work showcase, RSVP
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