Meet Jaime Kimpo, the true identity of the notorious Die Hipster.

After months of sleuthing, we have finally tracked down the king of the anti-hipster movement, only to have found a queen, a hipster queen at that. I met up with the Die Hipster at her favorite cafe on 17th Avenue in Bensonhurst, Brooklyn.

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GP: So, wow, I’m a little bit in shock here. You appear to me as a young, creative, Brooklyn type. What…

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    2. this is straight up a blog – so don’t expect MUCH “actual” journalism – more like sherry says – journalizm… lol!

      ALL TRUE of course.

  3. That was weak.

    But still good to know the impact I’ve had on the talentless, try-hard wanna be Brooklynites from flyoverlandia. My truths are instilled in your heads. I’ve exposed you all as attention needing, unoriginal douches. LOL Stay above the line Xander and Molly.

    The power of DieHipster COMPELS YOU!

    2. All I know that you have inspired violence against the weak or who can not fight for themselves. So what if they smug attitude to you white-ethnic trolls from bensonhurst. Let the greedy developers build a glass tower in your nabe.
      Little girl or crusty old man, your days of balkanized brooklyn is dying.

    3. Dude, your karma is, like, so baddd. You are gonna get a serious karma beatdown one day, probably from the silent rage of a ginger bearded, $6 latte-sipping, Tuscan kale-eating, $4000/month loft-living son of an executive, who hates corporations… Long live free speech..

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