You know that famous bar crawl where you dress up like Santa and get completely wasted with a huge crowd of young hotties?
Aren’t you pissed that they got kicked out of Williamsburg?
Party promotion team Twitchy Fingers is bringing the action back, this Saturday only. They’ve got 64 participating venues, all in Greenpoint this time.
That’s right, it’s Greenpoint’s First Annual Tipsy Mistletoe!
For just a $30 wristband you get, get this, unlimited

This is my nightmare. The Murray Hillification of Greenpoint. dildos in santa hats drinking grain alcohol, pissing on cars and vomiting on the streets in a chill neighborhood. Boo!
– The committee to keep ‘sup bros and woo-hoo! girls out of Greenpoint.