Aren’t you pissed that they got kicked out of Williamsburg?
Party promotion team Twitchy Fingers is bringing the action back, this Saturday only. They’ve got 64 participating venues, all in Greenpoint this time.
For just a $30 wristband you get, get this, unlimited 25 cent 190-proof grain alcohol shooters from 10 in the morning to 3 AM at night, plus a souvenir cup good for 1 dollar Buds everywhere.
They’ve already sold 90% of their 10,000 wristband allotment, but here’s how to unlock access to the remaining treasure.
Just Twitter them your sexiest photo and they will choose the most titillating people to bring into the magic.
Full details inside.
That’s not a real event. But there are some other ways to see Santa this Saturday, like this one at Humboldt & Jackson (434 Humboldt Street) for the kids (adults welcome too), and this one at night at Dobbin Street Co-Op (37 Norman Ave.) for adults.
You can sit on the lap of your favorite Santa. They have a hunky Santa, Elvis Santa, and a Jewish Santa named Hanukklaus.
There’s even a Playboy Mansion grotto hung with mistletoe.
Aren’t you glad you live in Greenpoint?