2- Go to bed.
3- Wake up and get some breakfast and coffee. There is no food or drink available for purchase at the pool and you don’t want your time cut short by hunger pangs.
5- If it’s the weekend, get over to the pool by 10AM. It opens at 11AM, and you want to be one of the first people in. Waiting an hour isn’t the end of the world. The line is mostly shady, but there are some sunny spots, so wear sunscreen.
7- When you get into the locker room, pull out your towel, your sunscreen, and your frozen water bottle. If you have a magazine, bring that too. No shirts unless it’s a “plain white tee” and no hats are allowed unless they are “all white.” That’s it. There are ABSOLUTELY NO CELL PHONES ALLOWED on the deck.
8- Next, you have to shower, but your hands are full of stuff so tell the shower attendant you are going to put all your stuff down outside the shower, smile, then shower. Pick all your stuff back up then head out to the pool area.
10- Relax and enjoy yourself until 2:45 when they kick you out to “clean the pool.” And remember, no horseplay of any kind or you will get the whistle!
11- Go get some lunch!