You’ve seen this right? Strange spotting on Java St: the owner of this home appears to be hoarding rocks like mad. But, WHY?
Here are our best guesses, or as Buzzfeed would call it, “Top 5 Things You Can Make When You Hoard Giant Stones”:
1. A massive castle to live out Game of Thrones fantasy.
2. A masterpiece land art installation a la Robert Smithson.
3. Preparation for the coming apocalypse. Rocks > Zombies (?)
4. Ammunition for medieval catapult.
5. The Neo-Droid movement comes to Greenpoint.
So many possibilities. Can anyone solve the mystery? Comment below.