If you are one of those people that actually own a car, try not to park it on the corner of Java and Provost. Or else a gang of Polish teens may come and strip it down on an early Monday evening.
They may laugh as you watch in awe at their skill and speed at removing any and all parts that could net a profit.
They may say things like, “This is just like Africa, and we are taking everything.”

Then, they may get arrested.

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