Just when you think you’re out, they pull you back in…
Gothamist reported the decapitation of the fair lady on Noble sometime over the July 4th weekend. She had a short, tragic life. First she was beautiful and full of color and life. Then she was silenced of her color and left to live a cloudy gray existence. But before long a ray of hope (or a sharpie) shone through to bring her back. Until her recent demise.
But there is a little bit of good news to be had. The Birthday Girl’s upper half has been saved by one of our own. Bitch*Cakes (who bears a sneaking resemblance to the rendering in question) reached out to the artist Olympia to return the lass to her creator.
So just a few minutes ago, I was bicycling down Franklin and wanted to pay my respects to birthday girl. But what I found was very sad. She had been severed at the torso! and her upper half was propped up against her lower half- which was still attached to the pole. I took a photo for you, but then decided I just couldn’t leave her there. I’ve grown too attached to her and didn’t want any further harm to come to her. So I brought her home. She’s here now, if you want anyone to pick her up- let me know. I’ll gladly hand her over.
Thanks for your support of the Birthday Girl. It’s too bad what happened, but I expected it sooner or later. She’s yours to do with as you wish, now.
Miss Bitch*Cakes is still holding on to the Birthday Girl and if any of her friends would like to save her as their own, her offer still stands – come and get her.