Sit Down! Vogue’s (For Real) GIRLS Guide to Greenpoint

I’ll just go ahead and say it – Vogue created a GIRLS Guide to Greenpoint.

(Take a minute to rejoice, laugh, barf, or cry.)

Did you know that Cafe Grumpy is a “real place”? There “you can peck away at your literary masterpiece on your MacBook Pro while hoping to meet a hot divorced doctor with a brownstone. (Good luck with that.)”

Yeah good luck because doesn’t Vogue know that all the hot doctors who have the time to drink cappuccinos in Greenpoint don’t live in Brownstones – they live in aluminum siding houses. NA DOY!