Humboldt & Jackson — 434 Humboldt St.
5:30pm
120″ projection screen, complimentary cheese & charcuterie, Kentucky-style drink specials
RSVP at humboldtandjackson@gmail.com
Pete’s Candy Store — 709 Lorimer St.
3-7pm
–Ladies Millinery Competition, in which women compete with hand-made hats for the favor of our judge, Rabbi Chaim Architeuthis, who will administer capital rewards.
-Bluegrass Blue-Plate Special, featuring the elegant trifecta of Bourbon Ribs, Louisville Potato Salad, Cornbread (and of course, Pecan Pie for after…)
-Pete’s Paddock, being a collegial corral of horse-sense and statistical merits, arrayed for the edification of the lumpen masses.
-The Hooker’s Handicapp, a vulgar display of opinionated drivel.
-The beloved Idiot Stakes, in which a dollar to win-out amongst losers.
-…and, of course, Parimutuel Distractions, to help us shed the pain of this moribund life itself, if only for a moment.
The Moonlight Mile — 200 Franklin St.
2pm-2am
Derby is showing on the big screen, Mint Juleps served. Raffles, prizes for the best hat for the ladies and drink specials. Limited edition Derby at The Mile t-shirts.
4:30-7:30
Mint Juleps, sweet tea, Best Dressed Award (wins dinner for two), games of chance, $1 wings!
Mable’s Smokehouse — 44 Berry St.
2pm
2pm-8pm
Live music, live broadcast of the race, chef’s derby specials.
And Mint Juleps!
Shayz Lounge — 130 Franklin St.
6:43pm for the race
Watch the entire race with audio on, they’ll be serving up mint juleps all day and night.